hi whats up
fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

omnbvc:

true stories

roachpatrol:

cuckou:

Probs shits gold tinsel

this is definitely a fairy

roachpatrol:

cuckou:

Probs shits gold tinsel

this is definitely a fairy

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

344,485 plays

exclamationpointman:

veggieblt:

HOOOOOOLY SHIT I FOUND IT

Actors meeting their characters
John: good evening, you alright?
Martin: what the fuck
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Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
Sherlock: liar
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Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
Tyler: smh shut up u love him
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Stiles: aaayyyyyy
Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
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Dean: I secretly love castiel
Jensen: I openly love misha
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Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
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Captain Jack: I like dick
John: I like dick
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Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
Doctor: saNDWICHES
Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
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Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man
reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away

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anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away

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so im just gonna walk around like this forever

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“HEY GUYS”

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ive stopped fighting it

get this post to 100,000 notes

god fucking damnit

littleangrykitten:

Dear Grant Ward,

It takes a single woman to make you doubt your loyalty to someone else.

Sincerely, we all know you’re gonna choose Skye.

peculiarbraindeer:

There’s room enough for family in my court.

peculiarbraindeer:

There’s room enough for family in my court.

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

gerardgayofficial:

not-awh0re:

drarna:

mageyoulook:

the tears of laughter I cry are real.

this truly is the best post on tumblr

"Well, what I’m I gonna do now? I’ve got your face tattooed on my arm!"

'idk, give him angry eyebrows or something.'